I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

North Korea is making several demands in exchange for giving up their nuclear program, including a promise from America not to attack them. Which is a little strange because for us to attack them we would have to have slam dunk proof that they have weapons of mass destruction. I mean, for Gods sakes people, we're not maniacs. It would have to be an air-tight case. We wouldn't just come in there and start bombing you.

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.