I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.

Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

College is something you complete. Life is something you experience. So don't worry about your grade, or the results or success. Success is defined in myriad ways, and you will find it, and people will no longer be grading you, but it will come from your own internal sense of decency.

People don't understand that we're not warriors in their cause. We're a group of people that really feel that they want to write jokes about the absurdity that we see in government and the world and all that, and that's it.