Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It’s Romney’s inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse that’s a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romney’s view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don’t know, food and medicine.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

[Hugh Jackman is] an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.

Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

I don't think, if anything, I don't think it's a feeling of hopelessness that people feel. I think if they feel - if they're feeling what we're feeling, it's that this is how we fight back.