What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

How far back to the elementary school core curriculum do we have to go to get someone on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology caught up?

Ah, the first rule of public speaking -- always start with a joke.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

Capote, of course, addressed very similar themes to Good Night and Good Luck. Both films are about determined journalists defying obstacles in a relentless pursuit of the truth. Needless to say, both are period pieces.

You can buy [John McCain's] book, but in a week and a half, he'll have another.