If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

It's very hard to feel the difficulties that the military goes through. It's very hard to feel the difficulties of military families, unless you're in that environment. And sometimes you have to force yourself to try and put yourself in other people's sort of shoes and environment to get the sense of that.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

We are, if anything - I do believe we function as a sort of editorial cartoon. That we are a digestive process, like so many other digestive processes that go on.