If you try to hit a grand slam, you’re going to strike out.

The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons.

I want a sandwich named after me.

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

The government that governs best, governs best!

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.