I'm not a very serious Jew. I don't wear the protective religious headgear. They only wear that because 40% of all religious thoughts escape through the head.

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.

Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

The next four years, though, you still have to abide by the oversight process that is there to prevent this kind of bizarre sort of cult-like atmosphere that falls along. I mean, I accept that kind of veil of secrecy around Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but I don't accept that around our government.