Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.
Jon StewartIt seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
Jon StewartI always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
Jon Stewart