It's the same argument people say about the blogs. The blogs are responsible. No, they're not. The blogs are like anything else. You judge each one based on its own veracity and intelligence and all of that.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's "offensive to the religion of Islam." Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.

Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?