Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

I know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."

Models talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.

By working to get away from your circumstance you can make something better of yourself, but there’s no guarantee... But you know what? The joy of it is chasing that dream.

No one is better at not beating America than England.