Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

People are very sophisticated consumers of information, and they're pulling all different things.

The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the searches coming from the Court's five conservatives. You know -- the 'defending personal liberty' guys. Which is weird because I'm not a constitutional scholar, but I'm willing to bet Big Government feels it's biggest when it's inside your anus.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

If you don't get it right with your first family, you can always do it again with another.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.