We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much of it came from the hundreds of thousands of voters who supported him by voting for Nader.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

This is what happens when you don't let gays marry; they start designing clothes out of spite.

Apparently the only thing worse than a terrorist attack, is a gay man stopping it!

Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It’s Romney’s inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax code largesse that’s a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romney’s view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I don’t know, food and medicine.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.