We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

Does anyone know... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because... uh... you've all been in charge pretty much since... uh... what was that guys name... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.

Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.