What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-il, a nerdy, pompadoured, platform shoe-wearer who looks like something you'd put on the end of your child's pencil.

Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean was all smiles, well smirks, after picking up the endorsement of former Vice President Al Gore at a rally in Harlem ... Gore went on to praise Dean for taking a tough anti-war stance before the invasion of Iraq and he praised Dean supporters in hopes that will ease his concerns over lack of foreign policy experience, and his lack of support among blacks and Latinos, and his hot temperament, and perceived arrogance, and policy flip-flops, and campaign glitches. Well, there's a lot going on here.

Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about.