Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.

War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.

Remember that guy who got gored by a bull and the bull pulled his underwear off and he had to run around the ring naked? If that footage comes out, I'll run that.