The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

One of the things that I do think government counts on is that people are busy. And it's very difficult to mobilize a busy and relatively affluent country, unless it's over really crucial- you know, foundational issues.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.