61% of graduating teens have had sex, 37% will eventually have sex, and 2% become statisticians.

Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

In what is perhaps the strangest turn in the President's efforts to rally support, he agreed that Iraq is just like Vietnam, but in a good way.

What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

I feel like [God]'s hazing us.