War that hasn't affected us here, in the way that you would imagine a five-year war would affect a country.

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

Throughout his life, General Wesley Clark has stood up to some tough opponents. He battled the Viet Cong, and went toe-to-toe with Slobodan Milosevic. But today the retired four-star general capitulated to the fiercest enemy he's ever confronted: the American voter.