It seems like Michael Vick is going to jail for dog fighting. Hopefully, they won't have guard dogs.
Jon StewartScores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Saddam Hussein in a grand gathering dubbed the 'Iraqi Military Alliance Meeting.' Of course, these people are no longer Iraqi, they have no military, and there is no alliance. But they did have a meeting.
Jon StewartHere's the thing about global warming that I didn't realize: it would all happen at once.
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