In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?
Jon StewartWe have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.
Jon StewartThere's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.
Jon StewartI've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.
Jon StewartModels talk to you for six minutes and they're very nice and they say thank you and then it's off to the larger European men they actually have sex with.
Jon StewartMichael Brown, the director of FEMA, was nominated by President Bush in 2003 and plans to start the job any day now. ... Prior to heading FEMA, Brown spent the 90's as a commissioner -- this is true -- of the International Arabian Horse Association. I guess he stands out because most Bush appointees are beholden to Arabian people.
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