They may want to insist that corporations are people but corporations are certainly not Americans.

I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.

Thus, I've created humour.

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.

What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.

I want a sandwich named after me.

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.