Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists.

The Department of Homeland Security recommends a three-day supply of water consisting of one bottle per day for each person in your home. Plus one extra bottle to give you all something to kill each other over on day four.

I don't think, if anything, I don't think it's a feeling of hopelessness that people feel. I think if they feel - if they're feeling what we're feeling, it's that this is how we fight back.

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?