I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

Why would these English explorers search for these spices, yet never use them in their food?

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.

Any fool can blow something up. Any fool can destroy. But to see these guys, these firefighters and these policemen and people from all over the country, literally with buckets, rebuilding... that's extraordinary. And that's why we have already won... they can't... it's light. It's democracy. They can't shut that down.

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.