I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

I can't tell you how many times we'll run into a journalist and go, "Boy that's...I wish we could be saying that. That's exactly the way we see it and that's exactly the way we'd like to be saying that." And I always think, "Well, why don't you?"

[CNN, USA Today] they've got 24 hours to fill. You know, how many times can Anna Nicole Smith's baby get a new father?

The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.

Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.