Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

My buddy Tim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin gas, and he makes two fifty for an hour. He's got rhythm in his hands as he's tappin' on the cans, sings rock and roll in the shower.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.