Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.

In 1982 I was playing soccer at William and Mary, and a kid from Randolph-Macon called me a kike. I ran after him. 'I'm not a... well, yes I am.

We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Oh press - must you spread hate? Can't you just stick to being wrong?

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.