Reform Jews are the children of Conservative Jews, or as they are sometimes known, Christians with curlier hair.

That is the American experiment. An ethnic group arriving on America's shores, to be reviled and hazed, living in squalor, or if they are lucky Squalor Heights, working hard to give their children or grandchildren the opportunity to sh*t on the next group landing on our shores.

People, if you can't get through the puns, I can't give you the good stuff.

If it turns out that President Barack Obama can make a deal with the most intransigent, hard-line, unreasonable, totalitarian mullahs in the world but not with Republicans? Maybe he's not the problem.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

On a more personal note we in this country we have a very tragic situation occur at one of our universities and, it really has taken the country aback and there's a real grieving process that we're going through, And going through it mourning and learning about the victims and-learning about it and showing our support, you know, I hesitate to say, how does your country handle what is that type of carnage on a daily basis?