I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.
Nothing brings closure to a campaign like opening it up again.
Poor Al Gore, global warming completely debunked, via the very Internet you invented.
On an average day 7 minutes of news happens. Yet there are currently three full-time, 24-hour news networks.
It's like hunting cows
I know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."