We feel no obligation to follow the news cycle. In other words, I felt no obligation to cover story in anyway, because we're not like I said, we're not journalists. And at that point, there's nothing sort of funny or absurd or to say about it.

I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.

It really does seem that the Democrat's problem isn't that they're calling for timetables - it's that they're calling them 'timetables'. You're up against Bush and the Republicans - you've got to bring some zing. Don't call them timetables - call them 'Patriot Dates', 'Freedom Deadlines'... 'Glory Goals'.

Give me back the $800 billion for the Iraq war and children's television PBS is on the house.

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.