The press is our immune system. If it overreacts to everything, we eventually get sicker.
Jon StewartApparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.
Jon StewartCorporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.
Jon StewartWe're going to do a challenge. I'm going to try and download every movie ever made and you are going to try to sign up for Obamacare - and we'll see which happens first.
Jon Stewart