I have the liberal dictionary right here...let's see how they define water-boarding: 'Something done by the evil troops, who we don't support, to innocent terrorists violating their rights to bomb our cities and make us get gay marriage.'

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]

Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".

Well, I'm sold. I'll take one America.