I'm a little bit too obsessed with the news. I find the news easier to follow than narrative entertainment programs.
Jon StewartI heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'
Jon StewartIran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.
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