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Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some people wish it was better, not gone.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

You cannot judge a book by its contents.