The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

Cause if there's one thing Islamic terrorists don't have is....(seriously thinking about it)....%#@&!

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

And then you've got Lieberman, who is for the war. And thinks the tax cuts could really help. He's basically for people who want to vote for Bush but don't think Bush is Jewish enough.

Here it is. My moment of zen.