I'm not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people.

Poor people have sh*tty lobbyists.

I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City. The traditional meal often includes gefilte fish. For those of you who don't know what gefilte fish is, it strongly resembles a ball of tuna fish that has been passed nasally. It's not good. During Passover, the angel of death passed over the Jews - an event that, up until the late 1950s, was re-enacted every year by Ivy League colleges and suburban country clubs.