I'm not trying to be modest of self-deprecating or in any way trying to do that.

If Obama's a tyrant, then he's pretty lame for a tyrant. How many tyrants do you know that really suffer because they can't get cloture? Very few.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.

I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

To have not shot his friend in the face would have sent a message to the quail that America is weak.