I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.

A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'

The value of holding a grudge. And to always refer to my father sarcastically as Mr. Wonderful.

[President Bush] recently challenged Iraqi soldiers still fighting U.S. troops like so: ... 'My answer is bring 'em on.' For those of you who may be criticizing Bush for acting like a movie cowboy, let me remind you. He's actually acting more like a movie cheerleader.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?