Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.

No one is better at not beating America than England.

If you're going to give people 20 minutes of news satire, you've also got to give them Tiffani-Amber Thiessen or you're going to have rioting in the streets.