So Fox News is the voice of America and Obama is Stalin? Oh my God! I guess that makes me Yakov Smirnoff.
Jon StewartThere's a disconnect there between - you're telling me this [war in Iraq] is fight of our generation, and you're going to increase troops by 10 percent. And that's gonna do it. I'm sure what [George W.Bush] would like to do is send 400,000 more troops there, but he can't, because he doesn't have them.
Jon Stewart[If President Bush is right about democracy in Iraq] I may, and I don't know if I can physically do this, implode.
Jon StewartWe are, if anything - I do believe we function as a sort of editorial cartoon. That we are a digestive process, like so many other digestive processes that go on.
Jon StewartThere's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.
Jon StewartNobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. Itโs Romneyโs inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the governmentโs tax code largesse thatโs a little offensive to people. Especially considering Romneyโs view on anyone else who looks to the government for things like, I donโt know, food and medicine.
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