Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!
Jon StewartIf we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?
Jon StewartThe goals for me have changed somewhat. There's a bit of seduction to the idea of being on network, but it got to the point where that wasn't important. What's important is doing something worthwhile. Which is why I've always avoided being on a sitcom. Yeah, it's high-profile and it's on a network, but you know what? You could be on Suddenly Stewart.
Jon Stewart