Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with only open nagging questions: what kind of freak has 1,000 pages of medical records?

Thus, I've created humour.

I have become increasingly unnerved by the depth of corruption that exists at many different levels. I'm less upset with politicians than [with] the media.