We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.

You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

You guys (Boko Haram) are trying so hard to convince everybody that you're such badasses. But all you've done with this kidnapping is highlight who the real badasses are, the kids you kidnapped. Compared to a teenager who knows that her desire for an education could get her dragged into a snake infested jungle to be sold as a bribe to some demented, stick-chewing cartoon villain but still gets up and goes to class everyday, fully aware of that danger - compared to their courage - I'd say Boko Haram is a bunch of little girls. But, you know what? You don't deserve that compliment.