Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

I don't particularly enjoy those types of interviews, because I have a great respect for Senator McCain, and I hate the idea that our conversation became just two people sort of talking over each other, at one point.

You can use your idealism to further your aims, if you realize that nothing is Nirvana, nothing is perfect.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"