Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

New York City isn't Chuck E. Cheese. We don't have ball pits for the kids to play in. We have titty bars and crack.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

[The conversation with John McCain] is not about being a pacifist or- suggesting that you can never have a military solution to things. It's just that, it appears that this is not the smart way to fight this threat.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

Every generation has their challenge. And things change rapidly, and life gets better in an instant.

That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.