Yes, it seems that as the President (George W. Bush) comes to the end of his two terms, he's finally realized the best way to get things done for you, is for you to do it.

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.