President Bush's approval ratings have taken somewhat of a dive. A senior slump, if you will. Leading President Bush to one conclusion: He is the only one who realizes what a great job he's being doing.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn't work.

You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach.

If you want, you can try and get a broader perspective, or you can find people who are absolutely out of their minds, or find people that are doing incredibly complex and interesting and urgent journalism. And the same goes for our show. It's a prism into people's own ideologies, when they watch our program. This is just our take.

If we are going to amend the constitution, shouldn't it be to keep the omos-hay from arrying-may?

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.