I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency.

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.

That, what we're really seeing in Iraq is not a terrible war, but in fact, just the media's portrayal of it.

I don't think marijuana should be illegal.

The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.

Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?