You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.
Jon StewartI visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.
Jon StewartI could never wrap my head around why the world and the President that Republicans describe bears so little resemblance to the world and the President that I experience. And now I know why. There is a President Obama that only Republicans can see.
Jon StewartThe real challenge is when I'm at work, I'm at work. I'm locked in, I'm ready to go, I'm focused. When I'm at home, I'm locked in and I'm ready to go and I'm focused on home. We don't watch the show. We don't watch the news. We don't do any of that stuff. I sit down, I play Barbies. And sometimes the kids will come home and play with me.
Jon Stewart