People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights...

I really think [the Bush Administration]'s foreign policy agenda is to spread irony through the world.

But our perfect democracy, which neither needs nor particularly wants voters, is a rarity. It is important to remember there still exist many other forms of government in the world today, and that dozens of foreign governments still long for a democracy such as ours to be imposed on them.

We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what was out there. We were obsessed with the moon and whether we could one day visit it. The day we finally walked on it was celebrated worldwide as perhaps man's greatest achievement. But it was while we were there, gathering rocks from the moon's desolate landscape, that we looked up and caught a glimpse of just how incredible our own planet was. Its singular astonishing beauty. We called her Mother Earth. Because she gave birth to us, and then we sucked her dry.