Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with only open nagging questions: what kind of freak has 1,000 pages of medical records?

At the end of your life, do you give a concession speech?

We have standards. Anybody with the kind of journalism experience and professionalism that you have displayed over these years can not work for my program.

You feel kind of weird cheering for chaos. There is that sense that the crazier it gets, the better off we are. Before, when I was part of the American public, I was hoping for a reasonable and quick solution to the impeachment process. Now, I'm hoping for partisan bedlam and chaos. It's really what serves me best.

Clearly, I'm way older than everyone.

How refreshing. A suspect beaten up BEFORE the LAPD showed up.

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.