The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.
Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.
If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.
America has had to deal with eccentric dictators in the past: Idi Amin, Muammar Qaddafi, Ming the Merciless... but now the security of the world is threatened by Kim Jong-il, a nerdy, pompadoured, platform shoe-wearer who looks like something you'd put on the end of your child's pencil.