I kid because I'm on basic cable.

Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.

Don't you dare besmirch the name of Congress. They are patriotic Americans trying to dress and feed themselves.

I'll tell you this: Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we have, for religion -we protect religion- and talk about a lifestyle choice! That is absolutely a choice. Gay people don't choose to be gay. At what age did you choose not to be gay?

After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical equivalent of the 2 a.m. phone call ever parent dreads: 'Mom, I'm not saying I wrecked the car, but I need a ride home.'

The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.