Iran, Ireland, Israel. That's three countries, four religions that HATE each other. Way to go, 'I'.

I don't particularly enjoy those types of interviews, because I have a great respect for Senator McCain, and I hate the idea that our conversation became just two people sort of talking over each other, at one point.

Hopefully the only things off-limits are crummy jokes, but being a standup comedian, I know that's not always the case... You know it when you have to take a shower afterward.

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

I've always run by the hierarchy of "If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something."

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?