The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

Bad jokes, and gay marriage are destroying this country - but torture can save it.

You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, "Hey, there's something wrong with this mirror."

Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experience was serving under President Bush senior as Chairman of the Council of Physical Fitness, a largely symbolic office, where Schwarzenegger's only responsibility was doing hundreds of jumping jacks he was going to do anyway.

I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, the third time's a charm.

As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.

Who cares how we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons if we avoided a war and got a dictator to give up his chemical weapons.