The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church.

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

Does anyone know... does the Christian persecution complex have an expiration date? Because... uh... you've all been in charge pretty much since... uh... what was that guys name... Constantine. He converted in, what was it, 312 A.D. I'm just saying, enjoy your success.

I know that my job is to perform, it wouldn't be a very interesting show if I just came out one day and said, "I'm going to sit here in a ball and rock back and forth. And won't you join me for a half hour of sadness."

It's funny how everyone hates witch hunts... until they see a witch.

Isn't that what you really want in a jean? The ability to kick people in the face in them? I don't wanna have to go home and change into shorts.

Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit: a lot of people hate him.