A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.'
Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool?
Bush's popularity is at 40% in South America? He could be their president!
Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?
Everything in Italian sounds like 'Give me your money or I'm going to beat your @$$'.
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims there are no homosexuals in Iran, just like there are no gay conservatives in the US.