Do you know what writing a book is? It's sitting alone in a room for weeks without making contact with another human. I felt like Howard Hughes.

I like not to be good at anything, so I keep hopping around.

The government should stop meddling in the business of the farmers, who would actually still be living ina desert if not for government meddling.

Spain's new Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero announced he will soon call back Spain's 1300 troops from Iraq - meaning the coalition of the willing is fast turning into a duet of the stubborn.

More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had.

[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever.

Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again.