You may be asking yourself, 'Am I the right type of person to go to this rally?' The fact that you would even stop to ask yourself that question, as opposed to, let's say, just jumping up, grabbing the nearest stack of burnable holy books, strapping on a diaper and pointing your car towards D.C. -- that means I think you just might be right for it.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW camp, publicly releases 1,000 pages of medical records. Now people are left with only open nagging questions: what kind of freak has 1,000 pages of medical records?

The important thing is, that I guess I don't spend any time thinking about what I am or what we do means. I spend my time doing it.

Wow, the entire network of anchors has been hired to be the press secretary.

If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.

To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.