But the main thing I don't want to be is un-funny. That's really the mandate. Just whatever we're doing, make it as funny as we can possibly make it. And believe me, if the show starts going down, we'll introduce a baby. We'll do everything that they did on `Family Ties.' I'm not afraid of that.

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN.

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

The Book of Mormon is so good it makes me f**king angry.

Everyone just needs to get over themselves.

Gay people can't be proud of the country and want to defend it too. What's the army afraid is going to happen if gay people are in it. Private, shoot that man! I can't, he's adorable.