We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

Here’s how bizarre the war is that we’re in Iraq, and we should have known this right from the get-go: When we first went into Iraq, Germany didn’t want to go. Germany. The Michael Jordan of war took a pass.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string.

Songwriting is the way of perpetual want. Songwriters are the blessed/cursed people. You will never have a moment's peace in your life. You will always be wanting the next song.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.