We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

To me, that's where a lot of satire lies. News used to hold itself to a higher plane and slowly it has dissolved into, well, me.

We all know what happens to celebrities when their time is up - rehab and then a stint on VH1.

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

Attorney General John Ashcroft bid farewell to the Justice Department with a goodbye address. The voluntary resignation came as a bit of a disappointment to the attorney general, who had hoped to be raptured out of office.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.