We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

I would think black people think everything is about race. They are the ones who are on the outside of the game. They are the ones who face it every day.

The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.

Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is.

If you smell something, say something.

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

I think you lose your innocence when you have kids, because the world suddenly becomes a much more dangerous place.