We grew up in the good old days before kids had these damn computers and actually played outside.

Being funny in life is a lot more like judo. It's using the energy.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.