By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

We are going to be raising a generation of mentally impaired people.

That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

Ralph Nader choose the man with whom to share the responsibility of running a distant third, California activist Peter Camejo. You may remember that Camejo ran for president in 1976 on the Socialist Workers Party ticket. Actually, you might only remember that if you run a lesbian, vegetarian, bookstore.

I can't believe I'm comforting a billionaire.