I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.

Here it is. My moment of zen.

I always get that cautionary warning right before I get off the phone with an interviewer. It's: 'Good luck with the show. I really like it, and if this goes wrong, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.

I don't trust any country that looks around a continent and says, "Hey, I'll take the frozen part."

Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!

The American people, or at least the ones that I get on the subway with - they know there's a real threat out there. They felt like Iraq lessened our ability to fight that threat.

Al-Qaeda's resurgence brings out the worst in the Bush Administration's math and logic.