Whenever you take over something that is popular and has a fanatical following that loves it, you're never going to please everyone. The trick is to have enough wherewithal to follow through with what you want to do with it and give it time to evolve.

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

If there was one lesson to be drawn from Bush's appearance (on 'Meet the Press') it's that he doesn't have to be forthcoming or honest. And he's the first to tell you why. (Bush:) 'I'm a war president.' He added: 'I guess I should have told you that back in 2000.'

If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot.

Apparently the only time the press gets it right is when the White House illegally leaks it to them.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.