The Republicans are calling the Democrats' plan to have a deadline for US troop withdrawal from Iraq an 'admission of failure', as opposed to the Republican plan which is 'failure without admission'.

All in all it's a pretty great day for major league sports. At long last they've decided that gay people are fit to be included in their elite club-one that's already allowed in adulterers, wife-swappers, gamblers, cheaters, rapists, racists and slaughterers of man. Those who've abused spouses, drugs, alcohol, family members and animals. Congratulations, gay athletes. Are you sure you want to hang out with these people?

Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly.

If you break someone's leg, shouldn't you have to be the crutch for a while?

When you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.

As an adolescent, Vonnegut made my life bearable.

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss voter fraud.