What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?
Jon StewartUsually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.
Jon StewartThere's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.
Jon StewartI feel like the only thing that I can do, and I've been fired from enough jobs, that I'm pretty confident in saying this, the only thing that I can do, even a little bit better than most people, is create that sort of that context with humor. And that's my way of not being helpless and not being hopeless.
Jon Stewart