The government that governs best, governs best!

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Usually when Obama says, 'Let me be clear,' he's about to get into some very unclear sh*t.

Here in the U.S., we've made democracy into a science. A cold, impersonal science.

There's nothing like a shipwreck to spark the imagination of everyone who was not on that specific ship.

I feel like the only thing that I can do, and I've been fired from enough jobs, that I'm pretty confident in saying this, the only thing that I can do, even a little bit better than most people, is create that sort of that context with humor. And that's my way of not being helpless and not being hopeless.

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.